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Old May 09, 2005, 01:40 PM // 13:40   #61
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- you realise that a Friendship tavern is nearby...
- you use the "Berk! Berk! Berk!" language all over your computer and documents
- you haggle your "gold" for a suitable sword and shield in Warwick Castle
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121) At Church you say "Kill the priest!"
Hmm, and I know the Sakkara ones are annoying...

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Old May 09, 2005, 06:06 PM // 18:06   #62
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I'm at work, I do CAD using AutoCAD.... and I keep trying to use the GW mouse setup inside AutoCAD, even though I have used AutoCAD for ohhh about 10 years LOL. I keep trying to pan with the right mouse button.
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Old May 09, 2005, 06:16 PM // 18:16   #63
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You transcended sleeping.
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Old May 10, 2005, 02:54 AM // 02:54   #64
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Hello I'm Wil and i'm a guildwars'oholic.
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Old May 10, 2005, 03:31 AM // 03:31   #65
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(If I am correct we are at 176
seeing how there are 5 per number...)
176. You lose track how to count
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Old May 10, 2005, 09:44 AM // 09:44   #66
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177- You shave dogs to get fur and make yourself an armor.

(BTW, hello to everyone, this is my first post in this forum)
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Old May 10, 2005, 12:53 PM // 12:53   #67
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Just for Ragnar.

178 - ... your local computer store isn't interested in your shell collection.
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Old May 10, 2005, 01:54 PM // 13:54   #68
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You update your resume to include, "Defended Ascalon against Charr threat"

Your college thesis is about the sociology of the Charr species and the roles their classes and religion plays.

You are forcibly removed from a funeral after attempting to raise the deceased.

You call every archery store within a 100 mile radius to see if they have any vampiric strings or can inscribe a powerful rune to your bow.
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Old May 10, 2005, 01:57 PM // 13:57   #69
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LOL!

Keep them coming

~183~-You wonder where there is a town WITHOUT Cars and planes...
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Old May 10, 2005, 04:34 PM // 16:34   #70
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(Off Topic) ^^^^ The Village.
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Old May 10, 2005, 04:43 PM // 16:43   #71
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184. you go to the beach and collect shells for a new piece of armor
185. you start sceaming "where the heck is the collector?"
186. you start refering to going to work as "the searing"
187. you get confused when you don't see someone's level and class
188. you wonder why when you write on your map it doesn't disapear after a second
189. you ask your boss what he thinks you should take as a secondary profession
190. after you get a paper cut you start screaming at your friends because no one is healing you.
191. you ask your friends why your cat doesn't attack when you select a target and start attacking.
192. your friends ask you to stop shouting "/i am using power shot on the teacher" in class
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Old May 10, 2005, 08:00 PM // 20:00   #72
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lol! great!
193. You start stabbing Spider Webs in your basement, hopeing to find Linen.
194. You go to the zoo, and hop in the wolf pen, in hope to charm them
195. You are no longer friends with either a Sarah or Gwen that you used to know.
196. When you rate every game besides GuildWars a 1 on MMORPG.COM, just because you think it will make the game better.

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Old May 10, 2005, 08:44 PM // 20:44   #73
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197. you try to sell your friends fur squares telling your parents that you are gonig to be rich by tomorrow
198. you ask your parents to go hiking in the mountains because you are in search of the crafter that will make your tanned hides into fur squares
199. you get confused when you can't charm the bear at the zoo because you don't see break charm
200. you know the prince more than you know your friends
201. when your friends ask you to go to a party you tell them that you haven't gotten past the searing yet
202. you try to charm the monkey at the zoo but keep seeing "this is not an animal" in your mind
203. you con your friend into distracting the bear with "frenzy" while you charm it
204. you get confused why you don't start floating in the air when you mumble
205. you run through backlanes to try and find a skill trainer

ahaha the monkey!! and who says it is not good to have dumb friends
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Old May 10, 2005, 10:42 PM // 22:42   #74
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well ive done atleast 20 of those , the one about refreshing the post was about me *sigh* i feel pathetic...

Well its now gone to about 47 that ive done in RL that yall have posted...
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Old May 11, 2005, 07:47 AM // 07:47   #75
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206~ you wonder why no one speaks when they're dead *pokes continuously*
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Old May 14, 2005, 07:21 AM // 07:21   #76
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207 - When you are looking thru your screenshots & think to yourself "Well guess I'll start playing now" & start pressing movement keys & using your mouse all the while looking at the screenshot wondering "WTF? Why can't I move?"
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Old May 14, 2005, 07:50 AM // 07:50   #77
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208:
You wonder why you can't cast imagined burden on the incoming car;
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Old May 14, 2005, 09:10 AM // 09:10   #78
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209:

Most simply: When you play guildwars more than you play real life
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Old May 14, 2005, 03:06 PM // 15:06   #79
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210:

When you donate blood to sacrifice it for the use a necromancer skill
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Old May 14, 2005, 03:24 PM // 15:24   #80
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loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

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When you forget you can open doors O.O
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